Everything we've written.

Your band is unfindable, and the algorithm is not the problem.

I spent a month trying to follow up on every band I liked at a show. Most of them had made it structurally impossible. An audience essay for guitarists who hate posting.

Jason Colapietro

Fender's owner now owns a stake in Reverb. Nobody put that on the front page.

Etsy sold Reverb in April 2025 to investors that include Fender's owner. Reverb says the partnership "remains unchanged." We're not calling that a lie. We're calling it a claim, and claims get checked here.

How we read the guitar magazines (and why we keep the receipts).

Every review the big mags print, laid beside what buyers said after the return window closed. This is the method, the Fluff Index, and the standing invitation to check our work.

Jason Colapietro

The five most fluffed pedals of the year.

Half the year is on the books and the feed has crowned its darlings. Every pedal on this list is good, which is exactly the problem.

Why the guitar press can't say no (and why we can).

The inflated review is not a conspiracy. It is a structure, and every part of it is working exactly as designed.

Jason Colapietro

The 5 best and the 4 worst Walrus Audio pedals.

Nobody does enclosure art like Walrus Audio, and the paint has been covering for more than it should. Five of these boxes earn the power draw; four are decoration.

Top pick

Walrus Audio Julia V2

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Walrus Audio Slo

Some brands never get a bad review. That is the bad review.

A decade of perfect verdicts is not a quality record. Here is what the streak actually measures, and how to shop around it.

The 5 best and the 5 worst MXR pedals.

Fifty years of small metal boxes produces real classics and real dogs. I have owned enough of both to know where the line runs.

Top pick

MXR Phase 90

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MXR Blue Box

Jason Colapietro

The cheap-gear renaissance the glossies can't afford to cover.

Budget gear stopped being a punchline while the review economy looked the other way. Here is what actually hangs with boutique, and what is still junk.

Jason Colapietro

Electro-Harmonix: the best and worst of the weirdest catalog in pedals.

Mike Matthews has been shipping strange ideas from New York since 1968, and the catalog now runs to hundreds of boxes. Here is what to keep and what to leave on the wall.

Top pick

Electro-Harmonix Deluxe Memory Man

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Electro-Harmonix Metal Muff

Quad Cortex vs ToneX in 2026: the honest version.

Five years of firmware later, both boxes finally keep the promises the launch coverage made for them. Time to say who each one is for, and why the answer for most players is neither.

The 5 best and the 5 worst Keeley pedals.

Robert Keeley spent the 2000s hot-rodding other companies' pedals and the two decades since building his own. Here is which Keeleys earn the mod-bench reputation and which ones spend it.

Top pick

Keeley Electronics Compressor Plus

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Keeley Electronics D&M Drive

Jason Colapietro

The $399 overdrive is lying to you.

A hand-wired drive pedal is about forty dollars of parts in an enclosure you could drill yourself. Here is where the other $359 goes, and when paying it is the right call.

Jason Colapietro

The $300 first pedalboard that doesn't suck.

Tuner, drive, delay, reverb, board, and power, with a real street price on every slot. Most of it used, on purpose.

Every used listing says works perfectly. Here's how to tell when it's lying.

Buying used is still the best deal in guitar. The listing itself will tell you when it isn't.

Jason Colapietro

The five-minute tone fix that changed my rig.

It cost nothing. It was the difference between a rig I tolerated and a rig I loved.

Jason Colapietro

How to A/B pedals without lying to yourself.

Almost every comparison video on YouTube is wrong, and almost every comparison you do in a guitar store is worse.

Jason Colapietro

Single-coil vs. humbucker: a pragmatist's view.

I owned a Les Paul for nine years. I sold it for a Telecaster and never looked back.

Jason Colapietro

Why your fuzz pedal sucks (and how to fix it).

It's not the pedal. It's the buffer in front of it, and the volume knob you're not using.

Jason Colapietro

The six pedalboard mistakes I see at every gig.

I've been the guy in the basement watching openers tear down. These keep happening.

Jason Colapietro

The five things tone snobs are wrong about.

I have been a tone snob. I am pushing back on the version of me from 2015.

Eventide H9 vs. Strymon Volante: a comparison ten years too late.

I bought the H9 in 2014 and the Volante in 2018. Here is what I actually use them for in 2026.

Friedman, Diezel, Bogner: which high-gain head is for you.

Three amps, three different ideas of what high-gain even means.

What I learned modding a Tube Screamer for six months.

I rebuilt a TS-9 four times. The pedal got better. I got worse.

AC30 hand-wired or reissue: which one is actually for you.

After three of them in five years, I have an answer that will annoy both camps.

Why the BigSky is overrated (and what to buy instead).

The BigSky is a fine pedal. It is not the pedal you think it is.

Five tone myths I used to believe.

I was wrong about most of these for at least a decade. Some of you still are.

Pedals I keep meaning to sell (and why I don't).

Five pedals I have listed on Reverb at least once and pulled down before anyone wrote.

The most overrated pedals of the boutique era.

A short, partial, deliberately unkind list of pedals that got more credit than they earned.

What the Klon Centaur actually does (and doesn't do).

After twenty years of $5,000 listings and Discord theology, the pedal itself is almost a relief.

Why I sold my Helix and went back to a pedalboard.

Two years with a digital rig that did everything I asked. I still hated it.

Jason Colapietro

The 7 best and the 7 worst EarthQuaker Devices pedals.

Akron's most prolific boutique builder. Every catalog has a few unrepeatable masterpieces and a few pedals that needed another round of revisions. EQD has both.

Top pick

EarthQuaker Devices Avalanche Run V2

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EarthQuaker Devices Special Cranker

The 5 best and the 5 worst Boss Waza Craft pedals.

Boss's premium line takes the classics and polishes them. Sometimes the polish is the point. Sometimes the original was already the point.

Top pick

Boss BD-2W Blues Driver

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Boss SD-1W Super Overdrive

Jason Colapietro

The 8 best and the 8 worst Strymon pedals.

Strymon is the company everyone tries to copy and almost nobody manages. The catalogue is mostly hits, which makes the misses interesting. Here's the line.

Top pick

Strymon BigSky

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Strymon Compadre

The 6 best and the 6 worst Chase Bliss pedals.

Joel Korte's catalogue is the audiophile shelf of the pedal world. There's a version of the company that gets called Goyard for guitarists. Half the catalogue earns the price. The other half is real estate on the shelf.

Top pick

Chase Bliss Audio Mood MKII

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Chase Bliss Audio Wombtone MKII

The 7 best and the 7 worst JHS pedals.

Josh Scott's company has put out something like a hundred boxes. Most are great. Some are filler. Here's where I think the line is.

Top pick

JHS Pedals Morning Glory V4

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JHS Pedals Cheese Ball

Jason Colapietro